THE SECRET TAPES OBAMA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE!!!!

I don’t wanna see you go, the skyyy is oooover! Even...

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 18:37:16 -0700

I don’t wanna see you go, the skyyy is oooover!

Even though we can’t afford, the SKYYY IS OOOOVER!

"For a dream cometh through the multitude of business; and a fool’s voice is known by multitude..."

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 13:36:00 -0700

“For a dream cometh through the multitude of business; and a fool’s voice is known by multitude of words.”

- Ecclesiastes 5:3

….. This explains all of tumblr.

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Wed, 15 Aug 2012 16:43:24 -0700

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Wed, 25 Jul 2012 12:16:57 -0700

There are good ships, and there are wood ships, those that sail the sea… And the best ships...

Wed, 30 May 2012 00:49:00 -0700

There are good ships, and there are wood ships, those that sail the sea…

And the best ships are wood ships because fuck friendships, HAIL AND KILL

Pledge of Allegiance

Sun, 27 May 2012 02:53:12 -0700

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America

and to the plutocratic republic for which it stands.

One nation, under the dollar, highly polarized,

with liberty and justice at the right price.

YOU DEPEND ON OUR PROTECTION, YET YOU FEED US LIES FROM THE...

Thu, 24 May 2012 13:46:00 -0700

YOU DEPEND ON OUR PROTECTION,

YET YOU FEED US LIES FROM THE TABLECLOTH

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Thu, 24 May 2012 13:27:28 -0700

Now that I’m accepted into a school that, to put it as...

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 04:35:00 -0700

Now that I’m accepted into a school that, to put it as arrogantly as possible, I feel I belong to, I don’t feel depressed publicizing what I considered the theme song of my senior year college applications.

After the rest of my decisions come out, I’ll post the one for this year. Stay tuned, DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL PEDOS

I actually like a dubstep song? What the hell is wrong with me

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 05:47:48 -0700

I actually like a dubstep song? What the hell is wrong with me

If we all followed this creed, I can only imagine how amazing...

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 03:29:00 -0800

If we all followed this creed, I can only imagine how amazing the state of our society would be.

“President Obama once said, he wants everybody in America...

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 12:25:00 -0800

“President Obama once said, he wants everybody in America to go to college…. What a snob!”

—Rick Santorum

……….

Alright Rick, we gave you the benefit of the doubt… You seemed like a moral person, albeit very eccentric and imposing of your beliefs… You didn’t avoid or sidestep questions about early voting against your current beliefs, and we respect that. But now it’s too difficult to forget about your obvious distaste for all things intelligent. So unless you’re planning to let Ron Paul or Barack Obama win the election,

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Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:28:07 -0800

"I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teacher for living well."

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 01:37:03 -0800

“I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teacher for living well.”

- Alexander the Great

"Science investigates. Religion interprets. Science gives man knowledge which is power. Religion..."

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 02:44:26 -0800

“Science investigates. Religion interprets. Science gives man knowledge which is power. Religion gives man wisdom which is control.”

- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Fri, 16 Dec 2011 03:02:55 -0800

"Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But I’m not concerned about..."

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 12:09:00 -0800

“Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But I’m not concerned about that now. I just want to do God’s will. And He’s allowed me to go up to the mountain. And I’ve looked over and I’ve seen the promised land… I may not get there with you, but I want you to know tonight… that we as a people will get to the promised land.”

- Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., the night before his assassination.

WHY DON'T PEOPLE LISTEN

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 15:30:01 -0800

WHY DON'T PEOPLE LISTEN

So the Congressional super committee doesn’t know where to begin on budget cuts and deficit...

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 01:54:00 -0800

So the Congressional super committee doesn’t know where to begin on budget cuts and deficit reduction. Raising revenue is impossible these days because Republicans are assholes and Grover Norquist is a spiny turd. Okay, I guess that makes sense. Our budget is so cluttered with numerous programs that it’s pretty hard to find areas we can all agree on cutting, right?

Military Budget in Billions, 2010

…Goddammit.

SOPA/Protect IP = Worst. Excuse. For legislation. EVER.

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 15:47:21 -0800

SOPA/Protect IP = Worst. Excuse. For legislation. EVER.