There are good ships, and there are wood ships, those that sail the sea…

And the best ships are wood ships because fuck friendships, HAIL AND KILL

Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America

and to the plutocratic republic for which it stands.

One nation, under the dollar, highly polarized,

with liberty and justice at the right price.

YOU DEPEND ON OUR PROTECTION,

YET YOU FEED US LIES FROM THE TABLECLOTH

Now that I’m accepted into a school that, to put it as arrogantly as possible, I feel I belong to, I don’t feel depressed publicizing what I considered the theme song of my senior year college applications.

After the rest of my decisions come out, I’ll post the one for this year. Stay tuned, DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL PEDOS

I actually like a dubstep song? What the hell is wrong with me

If we all followed this creed, I can only imagine how amazing the state of our society would be.

If we all followed this creed, I can only imagine how amazing the state of our society would be.

"President Obama once said, he wants everybody in America to go to college…. What a snob!"

—Rick Santorum

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Alright Rick, we gave you the benefit of the doubt… You seemed like a moral person, albeit very eccentric and imposing of your beliefs… You didn’t avoid or sidestep questions about early voting against your current beliefs, and we respect that. But now it’s too difficult to forget about your obvious distaste for all things intelligent. So unless you’re planning to let Ron Paul or Barack Obama win the election,